What are you on about?
The giant pumpkin that comes from space, lands on earth and poops enough puree for everyone to have pumpkin pie and spits enough seeds for a decent trail mix.
Um.....I think you are confused. There is no Great Pumpkin, spaceship, or poopship for that matter. Besides, big pumpkins don't make good pie, muffins, scones, or doughnuts.
You're not very imaginative and you sound like you're hungry. Wait. Did you say doughnuts?
Yep. Sorry My left-brain goes on overload sometimes. Would you please straighten those pictures on that wall over there and then let me finish this Sudoku?
Um, no. But you have to admit that this guy is up to something:
|I am the Great Pumpkin. I shall drown you with my puree.|
Hee Hee. Good one, Evil Twin. With that smile, it looks like the cat that swallowed the canary. It's only got one eye but I guess that didn't matter. Um....where IS the cat?
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