tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post1567060507985511013..comments2024-03-27T23:16:24.158-05:00Comments on Confessions of a Reforming Geek: Out of THIS WorldReformingGeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17990465686765948682noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-34024326682744302662009-07-08T21:24:00.149-05:002009-07-08T21:24:00.149-05:00I loved this post. LOL. We actually had a Jehova...I loved this post. LOL. We actually had a Jehovah's Witness, with an interesting approach, knock on our door.<br /><br />I opened the door and he had his four-year-old kid with him. He said, "We are here..." That caused me to think twice about tossing him off my porch like I normally would. I just told them I wasn't interested and closed the door.<br /><br />But what I continue to think about is what this kid thought when someone did flip out and slam the door in their faces...The Constant Complainerhttp://www.theconstantcomplainer.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-43784646072040246542009-07-06T10:26:14.784-05:002009-07-06T10:26:14.784-05:00Ahahahaha! Oh gad, I HATE those solicitors. I see ...Ahahahaha! Oh gad, I HATE those solicitors. I see them coming up our driveway and I want to hide.<br /><br />Unfortunately the dog barks so loudly I am sure the visitors can hear me screaming at her to shut the hell up!Maureenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01797167028822330935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-42363755372427969152009-07-05T08:39:51.541-05:002009-07-05T08:39:51.541-05:00@Jean - You have a big heart!
@Skye - Um, yeah. ...@Jean - You have a big heart!<br /><br />@Skye - Um, yeah. That would do it!ReformingGeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990465686765948682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-32503935449691889512009-07-05T07:47:04.326-05:002009-07-05T07:47:04.326-05:00This is Awesome!
I get the Jehovah Witnesses as w...This is Awesome!<br /><br />I get the Jehovah Witnesses as well, for some reason though, they tend to leave before they even start their sales pitch. It can't have anything to do with the way the door gets answered, can it?<br /><br />This is how the door is answered:<br /><br />*Loud barking from 145 lbs of oversized Doberman (stands 34 inches at the shoulder)*<br /><br />creeeak *Skye opening door*<br /><br />"Lucifer, be quiet, I need to talk to these people"<br /><br />"That's ok, I think we'll just leave!" JWSkyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00198283033410908267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-20521365709681557282009-07-04T19:10:46.886-05:002009-07-04T19:10:46.886-05:00I used to have the most delightful jehova's wi...I used to have the most delightful jehova's witness girls come by my house. I loved those girls.<br /><br /><br />I know, weirdJean Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16044899838339645790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-83747960049916012482009-07-03T11:20:27.160-05:002009-07-03T11:20:27.160-05:00@Sue - That's right although Hubby told me we ...@Sue - That's right although Hubby told me we can't pick a universe. Sheesh!<br /><br />@ettarose - Thanks. Hum....I can't wait for the vacuum guy to get here. My floors are dirty.<br /><br />@Beau - I'll give that some thought.ReformingGeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990465686765948682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-80621831297855297792009-07-03T11:07:40.036-05:002009-07-03T11:07:40.036-05:00Let's see...There's a zombie room and they...Let's see...There's a zombie room and they let you take weapons. Now....what to do in case you see an alien life form......<br /><br />I got it! Tell him about Jesus' allegedly stupendous tacos and behead him with your weapon of choice, then drag him back to the zombie room and bring him back via Jesus taco.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18148682822068621573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-90254646230341707532009-07-03T10:55:23.934-05:002009-07-03T10:55:23.934-05:00You make me realize why I am so happy I live in th...You make me realize why I am so happy I live in the country. No one knocks on my door so I can continue to be the sinner I was meant to be. Great post. Vacuum cleaner salesmen are the best. I once had them vacuum three rooms twice! Ahh good times!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13178737973585191754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-985666635321019472009-07-03T09:57:10.828-05:002009-07-03T09:57:10.828-05:00I'm totally going to that seminar, you just ca...I'm totally going to that seminar, you just can't pass up an opportunity like that.<br /><br />And Marvel Goose, if you can some how get that "feeling crazy" moment on YouTube, well, that would be awesome.Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10035409330352625930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-34719519929557729862009-07-03T08:52:42.405-05:002009-07-03T08:52:42.405-05:00@Dana - I love your answer!
@Hit 40 - Yeah. Don&...@Dana - I love your answer!<br /><br />@Hit 40 - Yeah. Don't mess with that one<br /><br />@Nanny - Great idea! I guess I'd better print some pamphlets.<br /><br />@Marvel - Oh, my, my. That's hilarious.ReformingGeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990465686765948682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-77795571475444691482009-07-02T23:49:16.240-05:002009-07-02T23:49:16.240-05:00No, I'm not a Christian. I'm an Episcopali...No, I'm not a Christian. I'm an Episcopalian. That usually confuses them well enough. <br /><br />If I have time and feel really crazy that day I'll say, "yes, I'm a believer. God Bless you for your work for our Lord today. Let's pray for your success right now!" and then I grab their hands, drop to my knees and roll into a 10 minute prayer saying "Father God" on every even numbered breath and "we just wanna" on every old numbered breath all the time holding their increasingly sweaty hands.<br /><br />They'll be oh so polite and wish they'd never knocked on my door. <br /><br />As Brother Dave Gardner used to say, "Love Your Enemies and Drive 'em nuts!"Marvel Goosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02394584380271162466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-77844536290972070982009-07-02T21:43:18.218-05:002009-07-02T21:43:18.218-05:00HAHA! Yeah, so you're gonna be canvasing the n...HAHA! Yeah, so you're gonna be canvasing the neighborhoods with that one? Or will you simply be handing out brochures to the people who come a knockin' on YOUR door this weekend?Nanny Goats In Pantieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019800312349427823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-67480871762354404802009-07-02T20:36:42.998-05:002009-07-02T20:36:42.998-05:00I am going to try Dana's answer next time. Sh...I am going to try Dana's answer next time. She is a feisty old broad!!!Hit 40https://www.blogger.com/profile/18043350255090631652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-8853032540679528742009-07-02T19:28:22.695-05:002009-07-02T19:28:22.695-05:00I am thoroughly ashamed of my answer to a Jehovah&...I am thoroughly ashamed of my answer to a Jehovah's Witness one day, many, many years ago. I opened the door and the first word out of their mouths was "Have you been saved?" I asked "Saved? For WHAT?" They said "But haven't you heard about Jesus?" and I said "What? What'd he do now!?"<br /><br />Oh....I am ashamed........Now? I just say "I'm catholic" and watch them back away quickly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-81054314436064853822009-07-02T18:58:53.406-05:002009-07-02T18:58:53.406-05:00@I'm glad you got a funny today. Note to self...@I'm glad you got a funny today. Note to self: Get dog.<br /><br />@Elizabeth - Note to self: Get dog!<br /><br />@otin - I can't wait to see the sucking post. ;-)<br /><br />@Jack and Kernel - I don't know but it's been a plot on TV enough times.<br /><br />@Deb - Nutjob will do fine. Thanks. Thanks for the comments about the house. I've got to pay the roofing company tomorrow. Dang.ReformingGeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990465686765948682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-86836851686035706122009-07-02T18:54:17.520-05:002009-07-02T18:54:17.520-05:00I will be happy to send NutJob your way. She hand...I will be happy to send NutJob your way. She handles those Come to Jesus people quite well and I don't even have to go to the door. <br /><br />Nice roof! Nice house! My sympathies on the roofers. They truly are a different bunch!Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02550767558199877208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-52530567099229304002009-07-02T18:07:40.578-05:002009-07-02T18:07:40.578-05:00I think your probably old enough to remember the h...I think your probably old enough to remember the house in CA where they all thought a UFO was going to beem them up!!!!Jack and Kernelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08070501720930792962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-37474934650438392872009-07-02T17:33:45.193-05:002009-07-02T17:33:45.193-05:00I hate when people try to invade your house with s...I hate when people try to invade your house with selling shit or pushing religious ideals! I will post about the vacuum cleaner sales people one day, it was a riot!Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03158978490041796686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-45963936125881575112009-07-02T15:54:47.944-05:002009-07-02T15:54:47.944-05:00My idiot dogs get so excited when someone comes to...My idiot dogs get so excited when someone comes to our door (it doesn't happen too often) and they bark their heads off! I would like to teach them manners when someone knocks on the door, but since they usually scare canvasserrs away I'm tepted to just let them do their thing!Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06544076384942487436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-1056165173460762712009-07-02T15:51:35.032-05:002009-07-02T15:51:35.032-05:00your reference to Chelles Jesus really made be bur...your reference to Chelles Jesus really made be burst out laughing.. people in the office are ready to have me committed.<br /><br /><br />I usually let the dog answer the door.. they hear him and go away..rather quickly. <br /><br />Let me know when the metting is...I'll be there!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14869448149679702821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-32176791620532158272009-07-02T15:49:22.344-05:002009-07-02T15:49:22.344-05:00@Nooter - I bet we can get on the first flight out...@Nooter - I bet we can get on the first flight outta here!<br /><br />@Marvin - Thank you! You are such the prankster.<br /><br />@Quirky - Evil, evil, woman. Hehe<br /><br />Maybe you could be Penny. She was so cool.ReformingGeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990465686765948682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-69977106884570240552009-07-02T14:56:26.127-05:002009-07-02T14:56:26.127-05:00Danger, danger Ref Robinson-Geek!
heh heh
We hav...Danger, danger Ref Robinson-Geek!<br /><br />heh heh<br /><br />We have a wonderful security/screen door. It's one of those where we can see outside, but they can't see inside. <br /><br />I love it when somebody tries to do their sales pitch and I can tell they have no idea where to look. I enjoy their discomfiture.<br /><br />heh heh<br /><br />Now that's evile! You need to take some more lessons from me GF! Ha!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-25495995159832266182009-07-02T12:53:16.177-05:002009-07-02T12:53:16.177-05:00LMAO - Reforming One, this is one of your all time...LMAO - Reforming One, this is one of your all time best posts. :)<br /><br />Around here we get the Jehovah's Witnesses - WITH their little children and their puppy dog eyes - on those wish I could sleep in Saturday mornings. I sometimes let them in and pretend to be an atheist. I can dance intellectual circles around most of them, but I always let them win and get converted before they go into a believer. LOL.<br /><br />Then when they leave I backslide immediately into a rational spiritualist Christian. (wink)<br /><br /><a href="http://theoldsilly.com" rel="nofollow">The Old Silly</a>Marvin D Wilsonhttp://www.facebook.com/home.php#/Theoldsillymarvin?ref=profilenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3287878009139006493.post-78654123644696688812009-07-02T12:40:45.104-05:002009-07-02T12:40:45.104-05:00im gonna pose as one of those seeing eye dog types...im gonna pose as one of those seeing eye dog types and use pity to move to the front of the waiting list for departing vehicles. wanna be my blind companion?Nooterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07177626854758944296noreply@blogger.com