Got shave?

Ok,  here's an embarrassing experience that might be a bit much for some of you guys.  It's one of those lessons you should avoid at all costs, male or female.  I had a brilliant and cunning plan.  Evil Twin was nodding her head and smiling the entire time I explained it to her.  Cat just looked at me like I sprouted an extra pie hole.

I have these lovely little black and pink exercise shorts that are great for swimming, biking, and running.  Let me take that back.  They are SUPPOSED to be great for all these things. 

Geeky Lady shows some arm.

They stick to your waist and legs so they are awesome in the pool but they have a huge seam that rubs in a very sensitive area of the female anatomy.  Oops.   For my last race, I cleverly grabbed some duct tape and carefully covered that bothersome seam.  Um....Ew.    It seemed like such a good idea at the time.  Unfortunately, the duct tape bunched up and created seams of its own.  I didn't get any chafing but it kept sticking to my oh-my-my when I removed the shirts.  I had an epiphany.  I SHALL REMOVE THE TAPE!!  Hahahahaha.  Um....gee, what's left after you remove duct tape?  A clean, adhesive-free surface, right?  HECK NO!  Adhesive.  I told myself it would be ok.  The shorts should feel better now.

Bikini wax anyone?

Evil Twin is still laughing.

Whack.