Alas, poor ReformingGeek.
I know that I'm not getting much sympathy from you guys...
It's Thursday again and I'm ready to "cook up" something.
Uh....I mean ROAST!
Before I get started on that, we had our first hailstorm of the season Monday evening. Although the hailstones weren't much larger than golf balls, they made a "Gosh Dern" awful noise hitting our windows and siding.
Gosh Dern, ReformingGeek?
Yeah. That's mild cursing here in Texas.
Fortunately, the storm didn't do much more than leave tree poop all over the driveway and yard.
As soon as you guys get over here with your brooms and sweep up, I'll finish this post.
OK. FINE! (That's more mild cursing.) I waited. You didn't show and I had beer.
Cleanup can wait. I've got a post to write.
So it's on with the roasting business:
Jacki from Moving at the Speed of Life cooks up a storm and her concoctions always look so yummy! She is now the owner of a new
Tracy from Rambling Thoughts of the Neverending Mind is next on the stove. Notice the "rambling" part of her blog name? Well, she does write long posts and leaves long comments although I'm not sure I would really call it rambling. Not knowing what Tracy really looks like (I've looked on all the porn sites and couldn't find her), I'm thinking she has long hair, like Rapunzel:
Be careful. Do not forget to send her a question for her Tuesday special "Ask Tracy" or else she may wrap you in her golden threads and strangle the last little bit of life out of you! Also, DO NOT offer her any unwanted pets. She may serve them back to you on a platter.
Last in the roasting pan today is Dizzblnd from Soggy Doggy Bloggy. Obey her commands and do the Sunday special, folks. She's a funny lady with great stories from her family's adventures (like loading trash cans into a small car) and from long days answering the phone and talking with
Or maybe that guy is one of her dumbass callers!
That was three. No extra roast today but I'm planning on having roasted cat tonight!
It would be too messy and it probably doesn't taste like chicken.
Photo credits: ReformingGeek's driveway quickly snapped by ReformingGeek Tuesday afternoon. No rights reserved. Spanish Rice quickly snapped by ReformingGeek while distracting Perspective Cat and Hubby. No rights reserved. Rapunzel: Wikipedia. Dizzblnd: Who knows? It arrived via email.