Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Pumpkin poop

It's almost Halloween.  Are you ready for the Great Pumpkin?

What are you on about?

The giant pumpkin that comes from space, lands on earth and poops enough puree for everyone to have pumpkin pie and spits enough seeds for a decent trail mix. 

Um.....I think you are confused. There is no Great Pumpkin, spaceship, or poopship for that matter.  Besides, big pumpkins don't make good pie, muffins, scones, or doughnuts. 

You're not very imaginative and you sound like you're hungry.  Wait.  Did you say doughnuts?

Yep.  Sorry My left-brain goes on overload sometimes.  Would you please straighten those pictures on that wall over there and then let me finish this Sudoku?

Um, no. But you have to admit that this guy is up to something:

I am the Great Pumpkin.  I shall drown you with my puree.

Hee Hee.  Good one, Evil Twin.  With that smile, it looks like the cat that swallowed the canary.  It's only got one eye but I guess that didn't matter.  Um....where IS the cat?

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Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Caught in the Act

Purple Cat looks guilty.  I'm not sure if he's humping Lady Scare, protecting his catch, or trying to cook his catch in this make-shift stew pot. 

Wait!  What's got my tail?

Fortunately, this lady escaped to the woods but then her luck changed.  She was snared by Bat Web.  Bat Web was set by the spiders to lure unsuspecting straw figures.  Got dinner?

Help me! 

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Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Keep Calm and Spook On!

Evil Twin, Cat, and I decorated our front porch for Halloween!  Yea!

There are enough creepy-crawlies here to meet every need:

EEEEEK!  I see a ghost in that window.  HeeHeeHeeHaHaHa!

Cat loves his purple self doing what he does best, trying to get FUD.  Evil Twin found the skeleton in her closet (SNORT!) and decided to give it some fresh air.  I'm pretty sure she has a few fingers and toes in that little jar she's holding.  Ms. Evil also swept her closet and the cobwebs she gathered are perfect here on my porch.  What did I contribute?  Well, um, the pumpkins.  I love carved pumpkins, or any pumpkin, especially when baked in a sweet, moist pumpkin treat.   For here, plastic will have to do.  Oh, and there are little LED tea lights inside the pumpkins to make them flicker and glow at night.  Now I just need some sound effects!

It's just one scary day after the next around here.

"1.00s, 1.50s, 1.75s for the short arms. If you know what I'm talking about, you're probably old, too."

"Boomer brain fog: What was the last, middle, and first part of what you just said to me?"