Thursday, January 23, 2014

Polar Kitty


Hello?  Anyone home?  It's Oreo Kitty here, trying to light a fire under this blog.

"Oreo what are you doing?"

I'm blogging.  Somebody's gotta do it.  Reffie is too lazy and you are too evil, Evil Twin.

It's cold here....again.  I'm told the aliens opened a vortex and transported polar bears to Texas.

"Um, what?  Are you talking about this unusually cold weather we've had?"

Yeah, that.  Brrrrr-meow.  At least it's warm sleeping between the humans' legs. 

I saw a bunny the other day.  It was being bold in this cold.

"Oreo, you are confused again.  Reffie ran a race called Bold in the Cold.  It was a 15K. It really wasn't all that cold that day, though.  I hear she did well.  She left me at home that day.  Pffft.  As for that bunny, well, stew on that one awhile."

What?  Did you say stew pot?  I know that's what the humans have in mind when they pick me up.  They are evil and want to eat me.

"No, they don't want to eat you.  They've seen what you eat and have smelled your breath and farts. Oh, and when you think they are bowing to you, they are really gagging at the stench of your flatulence."

You are not being kind to me.  I'm going to pout and then eat a worm.  Wait.  I like worms.

Cats have such hard lives.

Stay warm out there.

"1.00s, 1.50s, 1.75s for the short arms. If you know what I'm talking about, you're probably old, too."

"Boomer brain fog: What was the last, middle, and first part of what you just said to me?"