The heat has boiled brains around here. I've encountered crazy behavior all over the place. Evil Twin and I have come up with some ideas as to what should be done with some of these weird people:
- Annoying children playing in the swim lanes should be fed to the pool monster. You do believe in the pool monster, don't you?
- Drivers sitting through green lights and then blocking traffic to turn left into McDonald's should have their order of fries replaced with a limp, everything-tastes-the-same salad.
- Folks running their lawn sprinklers after the 10:00 am cutoff time (assuming they are using city water) should be met with laughter and air farts the next time they turn on the water for a refreshing shower on a hot day.
A local family found some fossils near a lake. We were really hoping for something like this:
But it was something more like:
Better luck next time!
I don't have to go very far to find a fossil. I look in the mirror.
Hubby and I will be going to his company's Family Day event this Friday evening and Saturday. There will be numerous opportunities to prepare food on the hot concrete. In other words, there are many outdoor activities available and it's freakin' hot. I think I will find a cozy chair in the A/C and try to stay rested and cool. I have a triathlon on Sunday morning.
Wait. I just came full circle. I'm the one with the boiled brain.
Photo credits: Dinosaur: Mr. T in DC on flickr.com, Snails: Camelia on flickr.com, Creative Commons license (see sidebar).