It's that time of the year again. It's time to make those New Year's Revolutions.
Oh. It's not "revolution".
Yeah, good catch. The only thing revolving around here is my head after a bit of wine.
Let me try again.
Resolutions. Goals. Yeah, that's it.
They should be SMART goals:
S - Sarcastic
A - Antagonistic
R - Retarted
T - Tasty
Oh, sorry. I was hungry. Maybe "T" shouldn't be for Tasty. How about Tempting?
Example: I will win the lottery (sarcastic, memorable, tempting) but will not share any of the winnings with my bloggy buddies (antagonistic). I will do this by not purchasing a lottery ticket (sarcastic, retarded).
AnyMeasurableGoal, I hope you had a great Christmas. Did you have any awkward Christmas moments? My mom had one when my brother opened a gift. It was a shirt. Underneath the shirt was a pair of white silk long johns. Oops. Those were for me.
No. I will not model them for you.
I hope you have some kind of plans for bringing in the new year. Me? Hubby and I hope to have a winey dinner at the house and watch movies.
SMART - Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Realistic, Time-bound. Go for it.
H A P P Y N E W Y E A R!!!