Wednesday, January 12, 2011

See, Honesty Pays.....Just Not Very Well

Joan over at Anything Fits a Naked Man presented an award to me on her blog:



Hee Hee.  We know what that means, right?

She actually LIKES me? 

Um, no, it's the other way.  Bloggers pass along awards to bloggers they don't like.  

Kidding.  Kidding.  Joan would never do that. 

Evil Twin would but I'll try to keep her in line.

Now I'm supposed to be all honest and share five scraps of information about myself: 

1.

ZZZZzzzzzz.

Oh, sorry.  Let me try again.

  1. I'm not blonde. (Oh, you already knew that.  Oh well.)
  2. My mother thinks I'm short at 5'5".  She's 5'9".
  3. My mother, Hubby, and my one friend tell me Evil Twin doesn't exist.
  4. I'm not into organized religion although I do believe in a higher power. 
  5. Evil Twin believes she is the higher power.

Sigh.  You are welcome to this award if you want it.  I caught it just in time.  Evil Twin was about to change it to say The Green Hornet's Horse Crapped Award with a pile of dung in the middle.  

Sheesh.

39 comments:

Madge said...

Congrats Geeky!!

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check out my blog :)

Unfinished Rambler said...

I don't think this Evil Twin exists either. Where is she? :)

And you're only 5-foot-5. Whoa. I'm taller than you. I'm taller than you...na na na na na...okay, not by much at 5-foot-7, but still I'm taller than you.

Unfinished Rambler said...

I don't think this Evil Twin exists either. Where is she? :)

And you're only 5-foot-5. Whoa. I'm taller than you. I'm taller than you...na na na na na...okay, not by much at 5-foot-7, but still I'm taller than you.

Unfinished Rambler said...

I don't think this Evil Twin exists either. Where is she? :)

And you're only 5-foot-5. Whoa. I'm taller than you. I'm taller than you...na na na na na...okay, not by much at 5-foot-7, but still I'm taller than you.

Unfinished Rambler said...

I don't think this Evil Twin exists either. Where is she? :)

And you're only 5-foot-5. Whoa. I'm taller than you. I'm taller than you...na na na na na...okay, not by much at 5-foot-7, but still I'm taller than you.

Unfinished Rambler said...

I don't think this Evil Twin exists either. Where is she? :)

And you're only 5-foot-5. Whoa. I'm taller than you. I'm taller than you...na na na na na...okay, not by much at 5-foot-7, but still I'm taller than you.

Unfinished Rambler said...

I don't think this Evil Twin exists either. Where is she? :)

And you're only 5-foot-5. Whoa. I'm taller than you. I'm taller than you...na na na na na...okay, not by much at 5-foot-7, but still I'm taller than you.

Unfinished Rambler said...

Yeah, I really don't think she exists. ;) Oops, sorry about the multiple comments. Please feel free to delete...and this one too.

ReformingGeek said...

Thanks, Madge.

@Rambling Ramber - Did you have a point?

;-)

mama-face said...

I always knew you were an honest (s)crapper. Congrats for being recognized for who you and evil twin are. I mean what. what?

:)

Leeuna said...

Congrats on the Scrap Award. I'm 5'5" too. We're practically twins! (Hey, am I Evil Twin?)

00dozo said...

(I think Rambler has been into the sauce again.)

Congrats, Reffie!

And no worries about your height - I'm only 5'2" (or 5'3" if my hair is fat).
;-)

Quirkyloon said...

Yeesh, I think UR is suffering from trigger finger or something! hee hee

Congrats m'dear! You're not blonde? Huh. I always figured you for a redhead.

*whistles*

hee hee

Marissa said...

You can always put on some 4-inch heels. And a blonde wig. Oh hell, throw on some big boobs and a mini-skirt while you're at it. Then tell Hubby your name is Evil Twin.

ReformingGeek said...

@Quirky - Thanks! Yes, I love my hairstylist and her magic bottles.

@Marissa - Now you're talking..

Sue said...

Gee I'd love to accept that award but they are against my religion. You know, the ones that involve thinking.

If you don't mind, I'll just leave this comment 8 times to beat UR.
What's he got against us 5'5" ers?

dana said...

I just might take you up on your offer and steal the "award". Of course, I'll have to change it to fit my personality.

It would be NECESSARY to remove the S on SCRAP

dana said...

I DID IT. IT'S UP AND RUNNING ON MY BLOG. COME ON OVER AND CHECK IT OUT!

Lauren said...

Congrats Reffie. I think Evil Twin exists and is responsible for the 22 inches of snow that got dumped on my yard. It is so deep - how deep is it? - that when I'm standing in it, the snow is deeper than my knees. I'm 5' 6".

Thanks Evil Twin. I think being a Higher Power doesn't suit your skill-set.

ReformingGeek said...

@Sue - I guess UR wasn't finished rambling. He's not much taller than us, either.

@Dana - Woot. Woot.

@Lauren - 22 inches? That's just wrong. I will punish Evil Twin.

Anything Fits A Naked Man said...

Dude, I TOLD you you didn't have to accept this award! I PROMISED you I wouldn't think less of you if you just ignored it, silly!! Although I'm glad you did, now I know you're not blonde. xoxo

K A B L O O E Y said...

You look taller in your header. How tall is Evil Twin? Congrats on the award, Reffie.

Sandra said...

Your evil twin is more of a brat than evil. And I kind of feel like she does about awards. They are nicie to receive, but they are so much work. I can't think of five things. Hell, I can't remember the names of my four kids...or is it five kids?....

Boom Boom Larew said...

I think your family is sadly mistaken when they say Evil Twin doesn't exist. I know she's out there wreaking havoc. Keep her away from that award... let her keep the Green Hornet horse crap for herself.

ReformingGeek said...

@Joan - I thought it was important to make it clear that I'm not blonde.

@Kablooey - It must be the tail. Ironically, ET is my height.

@Sandra - I thought it was six kids. Yeah, ET is very spoiled.

@Boom-Boom - I think my family must be insane. ET has been a good girl this week.

Diane J. said...

I'm 5'4 1/4" For some bleeping reason my doctor refuses to put the 1/4" on my chart. Evil doc, must be married to Evil Twin, huh?

Ivy said...

Gotta love those blog awards! The do give us something to blog about!

I'm with you on the organized religion. I HATE IT! That probably surprises you since I'm a worship leader, huh?

Jesus didn't teach religion, he taught grace.

I do think Evil Twin might be a higher power or at least on another level of consciousness. :)

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I love your shares. Tell your mom that you're 1 inch taller than the average women, so she can just shut up.

Mrsblogalot said...

HA! Of course Evil Twin is making your mother and your hubby tell you she doesn't exist...she thinks that's funny!

(-:

ReformingGeek said...

@Diane - Shame on that doctor. Mine probably shows 5' 4 3/4" on mine. Sheesh.

@Ivy - Maybe a little it but I can understand it.

@Mike - I've tried to explain but I'm met with deaf ears.

@Mrsblogalot - Indeed.

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The Constant Complainer said...

Happy New Year!

I love posts which reveal truths about the author. Very cool.

And we all wish we had an Evil Twin just like yours!

The Constant Complainer said...

P.S. It's official. I'm signed up for the Cleveland Marathon again on May 16th.

Random Chick said...

I know someone I want to give that "The Green Hornet's Horse Crapped Award with a pile of dung in the middle" award to.

Unfinished Rambler said...

Hey, I have not been into the sauce...well, not that time anyway. :)

ReformingGeek said...

@Constant - ET has no shame. I like her that way.

I'm proud of you for signing up for Cleveland!

@Random - I think we all do.

@Unfinished - Maybe you visited the Twilight Zone for a few minutes.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Well, then, you may be short, but she's deaf, so you're even.

Anonymous said...

That's some scrappy info fo sho!

Erm, but - Evil Twin DOES exist ... she denies YOUR existence - just talked with her, so no s**t!

The Old Silly said...

That last comment from 'Anonymous' was me - it was that darn Evil Twin of yours - made me hit the wrong key!


"1.00s, 1.50s, 1.75s for the short arms. If you know what I'm talking about, you're probably old, too."

"Boomer brain fog: What was the last, middle, and first part of what you just said to me?"