My blog looks a bit lonely. Oreo Cat is not being cooperative. He's tired of writing. He would rather eat, sleep, poop, and play with his favorite toys. I think he fully understands how to be a cat.
I have a birthday coming up. It has a zero in it so maybe I should do something special.
Evil Twin is telling me that she has bribed the aliens to stay away on my special day but she is having some kind of problem with the robots. I told her there are no robots to worry about. She just gave me that "you're an idiot" look. She just watched the movie, I, Robot, and she is very impressionable. I watched it, too. DANG that Will Smith in his underwear! He sizzles.
I don't know what I want to do to celebrate except that I want to make these RED VELVET COOKIES! Hubby told me I could make them right now. Why wait?
No, there will not be any left for any of you.
Oh, BTW, I wrote a little story using five sentences with five words each. I stole this idea from the Saturday Centus group.
The TV blares boring ads.
Why do we pay attention?
They numb us, closing minds.
Easy Zombie fodder, we are.
"Evil Twin, quit snorting. It's rude."
Spring has come early around here. Bluebonnets are in full bloom and the irises are opening. There are weeds everywhere. I need your help pulling them.
It's a bit wild right now but I don't want to mow the bluebonnets!
Oreo Cat surveys his wishful outside kingdom from the window.
If I see you out there pulling weeds, I'll save a cookie for you.
"Evil Twin! Put that cookie down!"