Friday, June 1, 2012

This Geek's a Cheesy Thief!

Oh hooray!  I've stolen a blog topic.  Some folks are writing about cheese.  It's the first day of one of those insane month-log memes with set topics.  But, there are no rules and I like that.  Oreo Cat likes it, too, as he rarely follows any rules. 

I eat cheese occasionally.  Yum.

I cut the cheese occasionally.  Hum...

Yes, I said that outloud.

I like a little whine and wine with my cheese.  Burp.

Too much cheese will make one shit bricks.  Oops.

Yes, I used the word "shit" in a sentence.

Evil Twin smiled.  Oreo Cat looked at me funny and went to his litter box.  He came back broken-hearted....because he only farted.   Snort.

That's write.  I right cheesy jokes.  Sigh. 

Maybe Oreo's constipated.  Wait.  Where is my cheese?  It was there...on the counter.      

DERN IT, CAT!



So far, I've read the following cheesy posts:


Have a wild and crazy...er...CHEESY day!

13 comments:

Quirkyloon said...

Yowza! The cheese really brings out the beast, eh? hee hee

I've cut the cheese more times than I care to remember.

And often it's been "here."

Ahem.

Sorry about that.

*whistles*

lotta joy said...

My dad used to eat limburger cheese and, if you can get past the smell, it's not bad. Where have I heard that phrase before...hmmm.

Ziva said...

Ohhhh, this explains why M's cheese always goes missing and the cats litter box smells like cheesy farts.

Rob-bear said...

Oreo ate the cheese, then waited for the mice with baited breath.

Maybe you have to be a Bear to understand that.

Blessings and Bear hugs to all!

laughingmom said...

Constipated cheese stealing cat? Serves that cat right!

ReformingGeek said...

Quirky - It's the beans and jalapenos and I know you're not giving them up!

@lotta joy - Oh my. Limburger cheese. I really need to keep that away from the cat.

@Ziva - I hope the cat doesn't mind that you have learned one of its secrets. Sigh.

@Bear - Haha. The mice would smell the cat coming. Hugs to you, too.

@laughing mom - Yeah. He's just gonna have to tough it out. Literally.

Belle said...

My little dog had runny poops until I started giving her some cheese every day. Now she is fine. I really appreciate cheese!

Lauren said...

Hey, who cut the cheese?

Cheese Whiz! Maybe I'll take a slice and shred it to bits at my blog.

ReformingGeek said...

@Belle - I bet the dog likes it, too!

@Lauren - Sorry. Onions. Good luck slicing that Cheese Whiz.

Leeuna said...

Hahahaaa! Did Evil Twin make you say that? I eat so much cheese I had to nail a screen over my a-hole to keep the rats out.

Your cheese post was the best one yet.

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ReformingGeek said...

@Leeuna - Haha! I love that. I'm thinking pizza for lunch. Thank for you for the compliment about the post! I really appreciate it.

00dozo said...

I sometimes whine, too, when I've had too much cheese. Heh, heh.

And, yes, you write very cheesy jokes. ;-)


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