Oh hooray! I've stolen a blog topic. Some folks are writing about cheese. It's the first day of one of those insane month-log memes with set topics. But, there are no rules and I like that. Oreo Cat likes it, too, as he rarely follows any rules.
I eat cheese occasionally. Yum.
I cut the cheese occasionally. Hum...
Yes, I said that outloud.
I like a little whine and wine with my cheese. Burp.
Too much cheese will make one shit bricks. Oops.
Yes, I used the word "shit" in a sentence.
Evil Twin smiled. Oreo Cat looked at me funny and went to his litter box. He came back broken-hearted....because he only farted. Snort.
That's write. I right cheesy jokes. Sigh.
Maybe Oreo's constipated. Wait. Where is my cheese? It was there...on the counter.
DERN IT, CAT!
So far, I've read the following cheesy posts:
Have a wild and crazy...er...CHEESY day!