Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Pumpkin poop

It's almost Halloween.  Are you ready for the Great Pumpkin?

What are you on about?

The giant pumpkin that comes from space, lands on earth and poops enough puree for everyone to have pumpkin pie and spits enough seeds for a decent trail mix. 

Um.....I think you are confused. There is no Great Pumpkin, spaceship, or poopship for that matter.  Besides, big pumpkins don't make good pie, muffins, scones, or doughnuts. 

You're not very imaginative and you sound like you're hungry.  Wait.  Did you say doughnuts?

Yep.  Sorry My left-brain goes on overload sometimes.  Would you please straighten those pictures on that wall over there and then let me finish this Sudoku?

Um, no. But you have to admit that this guy is up to something:

I am the Great Pumpkin.  I shall drown you with my puree.

Hee Hee.  Good one, Evil Twin.  With that smile, it looks like the cat that swallowed the canary.  It's only got one eye but I guess that didn't matter.  Um....where IS the cat?

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9 comments:

Timothy Hecht said...

He's Popeye the Pumpkin Man!

He comes whole, not in a can,

He tastes better than spinach,

Especially if you add Manwich.

He's Popeye the Pumpkin Man.


Sorry, I'm so tired I'm delirious.

Paula Wooters said...

Now I'm going to have nightmares of pumpkin puree spewing from the skies. Thanks alot, Evil Twin!

Me-Me King said...

What a nice smile that pumpkin has. Happy Halloween!

ReformingGeek said...

@Timothy - Hee Hee. Popeye the Pumpkin Man. Love it.

@Paula - Sorry. Maybe you'll dream of doughnuts instead.

@Me-Me - Yeah, he's a cutie. Thanks!

Babs-beetle said...

With a smile that large, he must be up to something.

Lauren Salkin said...

You can't trust a pumpkin that can't look you in the eye.

Puree from the sky. No wonder Charlie Brown was always falling on his ass.

Quirky Quirkster said...

Ohhhh! What about when your pumpkin eats corn and those seeds come out? Mighty tasty when they're baked.

HA!

You fonny my geeky friend. :)

Michelle said...

My comment didn't show up :/ Hope I'm doing this right. I left one right after Agent 54. Sorry!

ReformingGeek said...

@Babs - I'm sure he was!

@Lauren - Poor Charlie Brown was so clueless.

@Quirky - Thanks! Next on the list is roasting those seeds!

@Michelle - Hm....I didn't see your comment. Bummer!


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