No. Please stop this madness. It's not Christmas season. It can't be Christmas season. It was just October the other day, right?
Sigh. I know some of you have already put up your Christmas lights. A curse on you! Kidding. I get it. You're going to be out of town, the kids are coming over, the weather's been nice. I get it. I just don't like it.
Whine. Whine. Yesterday, a "last-minute" Hammacher Schlemmer catalog arrived in the mail. Last-minute? Really? At least it's good entertainment and my wish list is nearly complete.
To kick-off the start-to-get-ready-to-think-about-gifts season, I've selected a few of my favorites:
I love taking power naps. But, really, this thing?
I can see why Evil Twin loves it. It is so her. I'm a bit concerned about wearing it on an airplane, though, but at least it would hide the drool. That hairstyle you put together? It's toast.
Let's take it to the next level:
Wouldn't you love one of these in your office? Let me get my warm cat and binkie.
But this last one is the one you simply must have....
in your spaceship. I will certainly have one in mine.
Practice safe snoozing out there, folks.
Photos courtesy of Hammacher Schlemmer.