Monday, March 24, 2014

The Cat's Got Her Tongue

OK.  Maybe it's not a problem with her tongue but those undead folks that have been visiting here lately.  More on that later.

As usual, I'm not being properly cared for around here.  I got a box, though, and I really like it.

My throne, it awaits me, and sinks under my massiveness.


Oreo Kitty here, trying to scratch life into this blog.

I was noticing that the female, Reffie, has been ignoring this blog.  I tried to encourage her to write but she said some gibberish about being busy with races, home projects, and getting ready for spring. 

One done sprung
In between sleep times, I have to beg for food.  This is no life for a cat.  I want OUTSIDE where I know there are yummy things to munch like those silly birds and squirrels I chirp at from my window.  Reffie told me the squirrels were being silly, the boy squirrel was trying to climb on top of the girl squirrel and make little squirrels.  Well, that sounds goofy but I bet I could eat a little squirrel in one gulp.  I'd be happy with anything in my food bowl right now.  Sigh.

Oh, and those undead?  Reffie and Hubby watched a show called The Returned.  It is French with English sub-titles and is about these dead people that start to come back.  Oh, and there is sex and nudity.  Reffie enjoyed it.  Evil Twin (E.T.) is still trying to figure out how to bring back the dead.  As usual, she is blaming everything on Aliens.


Ironically, I am also E.T.

Snort.

** up comes a hairball from all that laughter **

I need a nap.  Reffie will clean up this mess....in more ways than one.


ET photo swiped from the Internet.  Reffie claims the other two.


8 comments:

Momma Bigler said...

Hey! I watched one episode of The Returned too! Well maybe you watched more than one eppy, but I liked it.

And poor Oreo. Life sucks sometimes doesn't it?

heh heh

Don't worry, she'll get around to you hopefully sooner than this blog! ha!

Maria Michelle said...

Oreo you have a beautiful box and a window seat. Reffie takes beautiful photos of you. She'll be back to cuddling with you spoiled - I mean lucky kitty very soon ;)

Rob-bear said...

Thanks for the update, Oreo. It has been a while since we have heard from you. I thought you might have been banished to the basement with Evil Twin. I guess life hasn't been too bad.

Reffie and Hubby are watching something that has returned. In the meantime, you are thinking of making undead squirrels and birds dead. Bad cat! You sit on your throne inside, and let the birds and squirrels live outside!

Blessings and Bear hugs! (No, I won't break your back with the first hug, but don't put things like that into my mind.)

ReformingGeek said...

@Momma Bigler - The Returned is a good show, a bit quirky, like someone I know. ;) Yeah, poor Oreo, so mistreated!

@Maria - Thanks you. I will have to settle for my box. This female moves around too much.

@Rob-bear - Evil Twin let the door to the basement open so a certain cat escaped and took over the laptop. Sigh. I think there might be a hawk outside that wants to make kitty dead. Oops. Yes, Oreo needs to stay INSIDE!

Lauren Salkin said...

That is a great picture of cat at the window.

I've been MIA for a month or so. I needed to clear my head. I'm slowly returning to the online world.

Speaking of returning...

I love the Returned. We're watching season 1. I love reading the subtitles.

Linda said...

Give a cat a box... Our Sophie will hop into any box, even one half full of recyclables.

Nora Blithe said...

"I tried to encourage her to write but she said some gibberish about being busy with races, home projects, and getting ready for spring."

I know the feeling. Life has a way of getting in the way doesn't it?

Skyline Spirit said...

pretty nice blog, following :)


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