Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Life as a Cookie - Chapter Ten

Hello.  It's me, Oreo Cookie Cat, posting here once again.  Evil Twin is hovering over me wanting to pitch in her two cents.  I would prefer that she pitch me one of those fluttery, feathery things that buzz around outside my favorite window. 

The female was fussing about red lights.  I don't understand.  I LUV little red lights.  The next time I see one, it will be conquered.

Oreo, Reffie is frustrated about traffic.  Cars are supposed to stop at red lights and wait for the light to turn green.  Apparently, some of the drivers are impatient and continue through the intersection when it is their turn to wait.

Huh?  I have no idea what you're mumbling about.  Does it involve food?

Actually, yes, sometimes it does.  Traffic backs up as people wait to turn into a local fast food restaurant.  Reffie complains about that, too.

Do they have fish or mouse-burgers?

The humans are starving me again.  I am rebelling by fighting my water bowl.  I have killed it several times in the past few weeks.  The female squeals so when I make it bleed.   Hee Hee.

For drinking, I prefer the giant porcelain bowl in the room with moving water.

The humans are also complaining about the quality of the air in our cave.  They are saying it's raining cat hair all the time and they cough and point at me.  I just give them my cute kitty look like I don't know what they're talking about.  Then I throw some more hair.  Pffft.

Ahem.  Let me interrupt.  Here's what Oreo thinks he looks like when he's being cute and pathetic:

Here's what he actually looks like:

ME-OW!  Quit interrupting my post.  Anyway, I was going to tell you that the humans think they are clever.  They created a foraging device for me to get food. 

Reffie's Hubby made this contraption from a vitamin bottle.  The theory is that Oreo figures out how to make the food come out of the little holes Hubby made in the bottle.   Oh, and that baggie?  It contains catnip.  We like to watch Oreo slide and roll around on it.  Snort.

What? What?   I think she was talking about me but I'll get back to my story.  They tell me cats like to forage for their food.  Well, first of all, I don't know what forage means, and second.......   Oh, oh.  I see a bottle.  It rattles.   Oh boy, oh boy! There is SOMETHING in here.   FOOD!  FOOD!  FOOD!


Ooh, ahh, shiny thing.

I think we've lost Oreo for the time being. 


tattytiara said...

I have several thoughts I'd like to share on this pos - heywaitaminit - did somebody say shiny thing?

Unknown said...

Heh heh. That Oreo. The ONLY cat I like. heh heh

AND...I don't know what forage means either.


Psst... Oreo... do me a solid and let me know. No, don't ask Evil Twin... she'll just laugh..bahahahahha!!

quirkyloon said...

Uhm... that was ME above.


ReformingGeek said...

tattytiara - I bet you love shiny things!

Quirky - Ahem. I told Evil Twin that was you. She didn't believe me. Oreo is indifferent to you liking him. :)


Oreo...I don't shed. hahahaha

Belle said...

I love the part about killing the water bowl! Cute post, and she is a beautiful cat.

Unknown said...

LOL! The ultimate water bowl. -For drinking, I prefer the giant porcelain bowl in the room with moving water.

I guess a bidet would be equivalent to a water fountain.

I'm sick of animal hair. There's a pet hair attachment for one of the Dyson vacuum cleaners. But, I don't think my dogs or cat would be thrilled at the prospect of having their fur sucked.

ReformingGeek said...

@Beau's Mom: You lucky Bastard.

@Belle - Thanks. Oreo knows he's cute. :)

@Lauren - Yep. Animals love the giant water bowl. Haha. Sucking hair of an animal. Haha.

Ziva said...

My cats love to kill the water bowl, too... So much, in fact, that nowadays their water bowl is situated in the sauna where it doesn't matter if it bleeds all over the floor.

MrsBlogAlot said...

He is adorable! Just as his inner picture tells him!

And you know you've hit on the next big thing right?

A Pet Diner.

You will have a line out the door with those mouse burgers!!! (-:

Mike said...

I wished they made people nip! LOL
Oh wait they do...its just illegal.

ReformingGeek said...

@Ziva - Haha! The sauna. Love it.

@MrsBlogalot - The Pet Diner is now open! Oreo says thanks for recognizing his known cuteness!

@Otin - Hee Hee. Maybe I should have a talk with kitty about abusing weed.

Rob-bear said...

Oh, dear. Poor Oreo. What a tough life! Would you prefer to be a street cat?

Ivy said...

Lol. Poor Oreo. What a life! I may have to figure out some contraption for Rocket to keep him busy. The only problem is that the more he grows out of being a puppy, the less likely it is that any toy makes it through the night. If there is food in it... hmm... I guess it could become quite a fun sport at the Unscripted house.

"Come on Rocket! You destroyed this in 45 seconds last night... let's see if you can beat your record. One... two... three... GO!"

"1.00s, 1.50s, 1.75s for the short arms. If you know what I'm talking about, you're probably old, too."

"Boomer brain fog: What was the last, middle, and first part of what you just said to me?"