Monday, February 24, 2014

28 Days of Writing - And then she said

And then she said "Go swim in your own pond!" and threw me and my fishing pole out.

What did you do?

I forgot Valentine's Day.

Ugh.  That's bad.

No.  I have an excuse.  Last year I brought her a huge mahi-mahi to make for our dinner and she spouted sewage at me for a month.

Um....most women don't like to cook on Valentine's Day.  They want to be wined and dined.

In our pond, it's too much whining and not enough dining.  Last year,  I drank all of the wine waiting on dinner.  I finally cooked the fish myself while she went to soak in the hot lake with her girlfriends.

Dude, you are still not getting it.  You need to show her you love and care for her.   Actually, you need to do that every day, not just on Valentine's Day.

Well, um.....Oh, I see.  Sigh.  I guess I could gut those fish I caught and clean up my messes in a more timely manner.

Now you're catching on a bit.

Ok.  Ok.  I'll make those repairs to our nest and replace all the wine I drank.

Good job.  I gotta go.  Waddle back to your little stream and give her a big feathery hug.

Quack.  Quack.


Spend some time with some of the other animals today.  It's survival of the fittest with this darn writing challenge.


Mariann Simms said...

Was it "Cold Duck" wine by any chance? ;)

Sorry. I had to. :)

Frank Lee MeiDere said...

At least he didn't leave her the bill. Get it? The Bill? Oh, shut up. I'm sick.

Cheryl said...

Damn drakes think they're royalty.

meleah rebeccah said...

and now I'm craving wine.

nonamedufus said...

Best post on the "web" today. What? Everybody else was making lame puns.

Linda Medrano said...

I think she's an ugly duckling anyway.

Katherine said...

Frank's comment is hysterical! Big bill!

ReformingGeek said...

@Mariann - Haha!

@Frank - Oh, Frank!

@Cheryl - Silly things!

@meleah - Hm....

@noname - Oh,dear,er,duck.

@Linda - Yeah, she's so big she waddles.

@Katherine - Yep!


KZ said...

Ah, a little comedy is just the perfect medicine for most mallard-ies. said...

Valentine's Day? What's that? And who knew that ducks drink wine?

"1.00s, 1.50s, 1.75s for the short arms. If you know what I'm talking about, you're probably old, too."

"Boomer brain fog: What was the last, middle, and first part of what you just said to me?"