Color Me Purple, Pink, and Hearted!

You may remember that I'm trying to reinvent myself. You might ask what that means?

I have no clue. When you figure it out let me know.

I was able to come up with an idea to make some money. I'm going to try my hand at fashion design. That's right. I've plucked out my few remaining brain cells on the right side of my brain and developed some awesome original clothing designs.

Don't you just LOVE this dress?

Pathetic email photo purposely crudely altered

for your entertainment

It comes with the hat that kind of matches the shoes. You do remember I said my arms were getting tan although I seemed to have shrunk and I'm looking a bit pale....

And that color-coordinated dog? That was an after-thought. I don't know where it came from. It was something the cat found and presented to me on the back doorstep. Amazingly, it doubles as a purse!


Also, since there is an ample amount of roadkill out here, why not design clothing based on dead animal skins or other pieces and parts?

Uh, ReformingGeek?

Yes?

We already have fur coats and PETA gets all upset about them. Yeah, I know about the coats.

This is different. Keep reading. You'll like it.

My idea is a great way to recycle and it should be OK with animal rights activists as I'm just using what something else killed and left behind, right? What do you think of this?

Another pathetic email photo provides a snicker

I found those feathers in the yard. It was after the cat had been out for awhile so, um, well, I guess he was hungry.


In other news, as predicted by our weather forecasters, it's freakin' hot here. Cat doesn't know how to handle it although he seems to have the right idea here:

Iz turns back on grey lap beast and sleeps with one eye open
to make sure it doesn't attack me.

Last, but certainly not least, I received an award from a very talented and funny blogger. That sweet and snarky mama-face from Blog Ignoramus bestowed this pretty heart upon me:


Now I need to choose 4 other recipients. I don't usually do this but I will this time just to be ornery. I love all of you but here goes:

• My Best Blogging Buddy and quirkiest loon you'll ever meet Quirky, from Musings of a Quirky Loon
• Chef and prolific travel writer Jacki, from Moving at the Speed of Life
• Insane but drug-free cat-loving Hit 40, from Sane without Drugs
• Our token male for this event, the inspirational Old Silly, from The Old Silly's Free Spirit Blog

Enjoy!