Not only has the weather been incredibly weird around these parts but advertisers are developing bad posture from stooping to new lows to get my attention:
I received an email advertisement with the following words jumbled together in one sentence:
- cough drop
I was very confused as to what was being communicated so I took a few guesses:
- Tall buildings may cough during earthquakes causing stuff to "fall out".
- Do not stand erect near a window while having a coughing fit.
- Throwing cough drops out of windows as projectiles is an example of dysfunctional behavior.
Yes, I'm sure that's what they meant.
Then I received the following catalog in the mail:
What the boobage?
This is how you sell bras?
Notice my own attempts at boobage with my slight alteration to the catalog (two on top and a uniboob on the bottom!). Hee Hee. I hope I'm not hurting your eyes or offending you with my "ex-rated" photo.
Using the word "bounce" to get my attention.....actually worked.
In other news, guess what we are expecting by mid-week? You guessed it. SNOW.
I've given up on the pool guy. He's been replaced by the snow-shoveler guy. I'm sure you know how it is. When they get hot from shoveling, they have to take off their shirts revealing a six-pack (yes, abs and beer) and some serious shoulders.
GOSH DERN IT!
It's getting warm in here. Pass me a beer, please.