In honor of the season, a few decorations:
Ms. ScarecrowGeek looks quite cozy sunning herself in my window.
I can't believe Halloween is coming soon. Do you have a costume yet?
Oh dears! It seems Ms. ScarecrowGeek has disappeared.
Has she been Scare-napped? If so, I hope I can afford the ransom. You guys will help me, right?
I wonder if Evil Twin has something to do with this. I just saw her headed to her closet with some duct tape and a pair of scissors.
Maybe the garden gnomes from next door have her in their lair, slowly eating her stitch by stitch.
We have a crew of workers installing new water pipes in our neighborhood. Maybe she levitated out of the window and fell into one of their pits, scarred (maybe I meant scared?) for
life dead from viewing too many visible butt cracks?
Perhaps one of the hawks grabbed her for their nest. If I look closely, I may find an eyeball or two scattered about the yard.
No. I'm sure it was Nutjob, Deb's infamous dragon-toothed beast she calls a dog. It devours Jehovah's in a single gulp. Poor Ms. ScarecrowGeek wouldn't have a chance.
I hope Nutjob poops fabric for a week!
But where was Nutjob when the Mormons came to the door a few days ago?
Just kidding. They were such nice young men.
Now WHAT is that NOISE? I think it's coming from Evil Twin's closet. It's funny that it started just after those nice young man knocked on the door.....
Photo credits: Geek decor: Reffie, Gnomes: kissabug on flickr.com, Creative Commons license (see sidebar).