Monday, November 17, 2008

Pop quiz #1

I almost titled this Poop quiz just to get your attention. I've read several posts on poop lately and they were funny and I know that I can't top them so I won't try. This one's about pop not poop.

Soda pop you say? Uhm, no (as I'm adding the Mentos to the Diet Coke....).

OK. That was fun but it made such a mess. [sigh]. Now back to the post.

Actually, it's a test. I hope I'm not scaring you. There is no pass or fail but the person who gets the most answers correct or has the most creative answers will win a one-of-a-kind ReformingGeek Perspective Award (as soon as I finish designing it!)

Aren't you thrilled?

Well you should be.

Just to let you know me a little better and have some fun while doing so, I've created this easy multiple choice quiz. For those of you with test phobia, take a deep breath now.....

Please put your answers in your comments. Remember, creativity will be rewarded! Correct answers will follow later in the week.

Ready.....GO!

1. I graduated _______ in my high school class.
  1. You graduated?
  2. First
  3. Fifth
  4. Eleventh
  5. Too far down to count

2. After college, I almost became a/an __________.
  1. Nurse
  2. Pharmacist
  3. Air Force Officer
  4. Real Person

3. I wore ________in sixth grade.
  1. braids
  2. glasses
  3. a training bra
  4. all of the above

4. My very first job was a _________________.
  1. Trash Specialist: flirting with boys sweeping up after slobs at Six Flags
  2. Hollywood stunt double
  3. Sales clerk
  4. Bean Counter

5. I have had my _________ surgically altered.
  1. face
  2. eyes
  3. boobs
  4. all of the above

6. I went to the principal's office in 7th grade because I got caught __________.
  1. fighting
  2. stealing
  3. setting my English teacher's beehive hair on fire
  4. being late for school one time too many

7. I met my husband ________.
  1. at a bar
  2. at work
  3. stole him from my sister
  4. at the mental hospital

8. My cat's name is _______.
  1. Vader
  2. Snookums
  3. Tuxedo
  4. FatLazyDumbassHairball
9. Ages ago, I had a job interview with _________.
  1. Time Magazine
  2. Wally-World
  3. Sears
  4. CIA (Central Intelligence Agency)

10. My mom's family did which of the following to make ends meet during the Great Depression:
  1. made/sold booze
  2. grew/sold pot
  3. sold their children to the highest bidder
  4. lived as gypsies

Thanks for playing. Wasn't that easy? A smiley goes a long way towards winning the contest!

Coming later in the week, songs that will totally embarrass me, a tag from VE. Don't miss it.

7 comments:

VE said...

1. mostly sober
2. employable
3. out my welcome
4. a waste of my interest and time; something that would repeat with every job I had
5. memories
6. Finishing my homework early; they wanted to know if it was a plot to leave another child behind…
7. in a horrible nightmare where I was gay and wearing pink clothes with stripes and living in Omaha…it was awful.
8. mud…quit scratching the furniture!
9. Lucas Films at Skywalker Ranch (no, this on is true…I couldn’t afford a house within a 200 mile radius of the place)
10. Sewed belly button link into mittens and hats to keep warm in the winter.

Oh...and thanks for the callout! Hey...where is everyone here. Start kickin' some butt and get these people over here!

VE said...

You know, I really should edit...that was belly button lint, not link. It's hard to get a link into your belly button...

MeadowLark said...

I just think you're lucky if #5 is boobs. I would LOVE to have them put back where they belong. Me and Mr. Gravity and not exactly friends. :(

ReformingGeek said...

VE - Thanks. Those are great. I am starting to feel very lonely today. I told hubby I might have to award myself the prize. ;-)

ReformingGeek said...

@MeadowLark - LOL!

quirkyloon said...

Okay, let me get this straight this is our guesses about you right?

(Cuz VE sounded like he answered for himself?)

Anyhoo, here are my guesses for YOU.

1. First, you write intelligently.
2. Pharmacist, I think you presribed me some muscle relaxants once (can I get a refill, please?)
3. Glasses, although me thinks you are a contact lens wearer these days...or...you had lasik.
4. Sales Clerk at Walgreens which inspired you to become a Pharmacist!
5. Face ? Probably a deviated septum...something medicinal, not superficial (not that there's anything wrong with that)
6. Stealing, you stole somebody's aspirin again making you want to be in control of pills not having to steal them.
7. At work, he is a pharmacist too!
8. Snookums, you love your kitty way too much to use those other names.
9. CIA, you wanted to dispense pills internationally but found out you could get your right hand cut off for giving Xanax to any middle eastern country leader. They live to be tense.
10. Lived as gypsies. That's where your thieving blood came from (look at #6).

tee hee

ReformingGeek said...

@quirkyloon - Great job! This is some serious competition going on now. I think VE did interject some of himself into his answers!


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"Boomer brain fog: What was the last, middle, and first part of what you just said to me?"