Pop quiz #1

I almost titled this Poop quiz just to get your attention. I've read several posts on poop lately and they were funny and I know that I can't top them so I won't try. This one's about pop not poop.

Soda pop you say? Uhm, no (as I'm adding the Mentos to the Diet Coke....).

OK. That was fun but it made such a mess. [sigh]. Now back to the post.

Actually, it's a test. I hope I'm not scaring you. There is no pass or fail but the person who gets the most answers correct or has the most creative answers will win a one-of-a-kind ReformingGeek Perspective Award (as soon as I finish designing it!)

Aren't you thrilled?

Well you should be.

Just to let you know me a little better and have some fun while doing so, I've created this easy multiple choice quiz. For those of you with test phobia, take a deep breath now.....

Please put your answers in your comments. Remember, creativity will be rewarded! Correct answers will follow later in the week.

Ready.....GO!

1. I graduated _______ in my high school class.

1. You graduated?
   
2. First
   
3. Fifth
   
4. Eleventh
5. Too far down to count
   

2. After college, I almost became a/an __________.

1. Nurse
2. Pharmacist
3. Air Force Officer
4. Real Person

3. I wore ________in sixth grade.

1. braids
2. glasses
3. a training bra
4. all of the above

4. My very first job was a _________________.

1. Trash Specialist: flirting with boys sweeping up after slobs at Six Flags
2. Hollywood stunt double
3. Sales clerk
4. Bean Counter

5. I have had my _________ surgically altered.

1. face
2. eyes
3. boobs
4. all of the above

6. I went to the principal's office in 7th grade because I got caught __________.

1. fighting
2. stealing
3. setting my English teacher's beehive hair on fire
4. being late for school one time too many

7. I met my husband ________.

1. at a bar
2. at work
3. stole him from my sister
4. at the mental hospital

8. My cat's name is _______.

1. Vader
2. Snookums
3. Tuxedo
4. FatLazyDumbassHairball

9. Ages ago, I had a job interview with _________.

1. Time Magazine
2. Wally-World
3. Sears
4. CIA (Central Intelligence Agency)

10. My mom's family did which of the following to make ends meet during the Great Depression:

1. made/sold booze
2. grew/sold pot
3. sold their children to the highest bidder
4. lived as gypsies
   

Thanks for playing. Wasn't that easy? A smiley goes a long way towards winning the contest!

Coming later in the week, songs that will totally embarrass me, a tag from VE. Don't miss it.