You probably remember the WTF blanket. Let me introduce you to the WTF hat. That's right. This is the hat that makes your zipper light up (Please take that last sentence and let your mind wonder wherever it may.)
A hat with this ability surely must be able to protect us from zombies or at least aliens. Oh, wait. Maybe the lighted zipper is actually a target for the aliens. Uh oh.
I'm breathing a sigh of relief that I didn't buy that hat although I'm sure it would protect my shoulders from the sun even if I were a few inches wider. That should teach me to shop after drinking a margarita or three.
Yeah, right. If you know me, you know I'm a lightweight. I only need one to get real silly.
Anyhowsit, back to the hat. It made me laugh and I started thinking of all the other crazy hats out there. I found these on very-bored.com in the Weird Hats category.
Weird is an understatement.
This one was.....er.....exciting to me for some reason. Are those unicorns? Maybe these ladies never outgrew the childhood unicorn fantasy?
Then there's this thing. Um, please folks, let's set a GOOD example for the kids, OK?
This next one made me spew my wine. I think this girl must have had my other two margaritas from this chalice before she turned it over and placed it on her head:
Finally, there is simply no reasonable explanation for this monstrosity. Goat lady? What am I missing here?
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