A friend sent me an email awhile back. It was a series of photos and the subject was "what chefs do when they're bored". As I started looking through the photos, I realized that most of the food items tend to be a little bit on the....er.....gassy side. That's when my mind went back to junior high and how someone on the bus nearly always farted on the way to school and then to how animals are truly masters at passing gas.
I sure do wish THAT school bus memory would fade away. There was always a mean guy at the back of the bus accusing everyone else of farting. Now that I think about it, he was probably the one doing the farting.
My thinking went downhill from there. Please join me in some silliness. What if the chefs were really thinking about bathroom humor when they did these carvings? The captions might look a bit like this:
I feel much better now. Thanks for letting me get that out of my system (yeah, pun intended).
Cat joins ReformingGeek on couch, rubs face against gray lap beast, curls up, and closes eyes..
DANG! What IS that smell?
Oh. Thanks, Cat.
Photos: Photos of artwork from bored, gassy chefs digesting in the innards of Al Gore's massive Internets.