Warning: Geek in the Kitchen - Blog Give-away!

It's that time of the year again. That's right. Baking season. It's been cold here so the oven and stove have been working overtime helping me make yummy goodies. Since I'm such a nice geek (when Evil Twin is locked in the attic), I've decided to share some of the goodies with my favorite people.

I called Will Smith and Kiefer Sutherland.

I'm waiting on them to return my calls.


**Crickets**


**Jeopardy Theme**


OK. OK. I give up. Now what am I going to do with this stuff?


**Clicking noises in brain**


I've got another idea. Maybe I can give some to you guys!

Yes, I will do that. Here's the plan:

THREE of you will be the lucky recipients of chocolate fudge and/or rum balls. Here is a post from last year with photos and yes, you can have both.

All you have to do is play my little game.

Game, you ask?

Yes. Replace a few words in this snippet from a Christmas non-favorite and come up with something amusing. Well, even it is not amusing, it still counts. Just play already. Here is the original lyric:

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.

Your mission is to change it up a bit. Be creative. I KNOW you people can do this! My example:

I saw Mommy burying Santa Claus
Underneath the barn last night.

Details, details:

• A comment with a snippet gets ONE entry. (You can enter as many comments/snippets as you like.)
• If you comment with a snippet and mention the game on your blog, you get ONE entry.
• If you win, I will need a valid address so I can give you your balls send you your goodies.
  

I will take all of your entries and throw them, and a mouse, in a big box. Cat will then be asked to pull out the three winners. (I hope he gets the mouse, too.)

Winners will be announced Sunday, 12/13/09, so put your Santa thinking caps on and start typing.

Finally, to keep you in the holiday spirit, I found this cute photo on flickr:

What? I saw a squirrel in the tree.... No really.

Photo credit: Yum Photography on flickr.com, Creative Commons license (See sidebar.)