Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Warning: Geek in the Kitchen - Blog Give-away!

It's that time of the year again. That's right. Baking season. It's been cold here so the oven and stove have been working overtime helping me make yummy goodies. Since I'm such a nice geek (when Evil Twin is locked in the attic), I've decided to share some of the goodies with my favorite people.

I called Will Smith and Kiefer Sutherland.

I'm waiting on them to return my calls.


**Jeopardy Theme**

OK. OK. I give up. Now what am I going to do with this stuff?

**Clicking noises in brain**

I've got another idea. Maybe I can give some to you guys!

Yes, I will do that. Here's the plan:

THREE of you will be the lucky recipients of chocolate fudge and/or rum balls. Here is a post from last year with photos and yes, you can have both.

All you have to do is play my little game.

Game, you ask?

Yes. Replace a few words in this snippet from a Christmas non-favorite and come up with something amusing. Well, even it is not amusing, it still counts. Just play already.
Here is the original lyric:

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.

Your mission is to change it up a bit. Be creative. I KNOW you people can do this! My example:

I saw Mommy burying Santa Claus
Underneath the barn last nigh

Details, details:
  • A comment with a snippet gets ONE entry. (You can enter as many comments/snippets as you like.)
  • If you comment with a snippet and mention the game on your blog, you get ONE entry.
  • If you win, I will need a valid address so I can give you your balls send you your goodies.
I will take all of your entries and throw them, and a mouse, in a big box. Cat will then be asked to pull out the three winners. (I hope he gets the mouse, too.)

Winners will be announced Sunday, 12/13/09, so put your Santa thinking caps on and start typing.

Finally, to keep you in the holiday spirit, I found this cute photo on flickr:

What? I saw a squirrel in the tree.... No really.

Photo credit: Yum Photography on, Creative Commons license (See sidebar.)


Anonymous said...

I saw Daddy kissing Sister
Underneath the trailer all last night.

No, no, no. Let me try again. My is kind of warped this morning.

I saw Reffie kissing VE's butt,
But it stank so much, she almost threw up!

Hmm. Still kind of warped, no? Let me think on this one AFTER a DDP. It'll be much better, I promise (I think.)


Queen-Size funny bone said...


The Old Silly said...

Oh what fun! Ok, ahm ...

I saw my wife kissing Santa Claus
Underwear she wore, he in tights.

Marvin D Wilson

Brian Miller said...

ha. love the pic.

really i tried to switch words, but i got nothing this morning...

Me-Me King said...

I saw daddy kissing Mr. Jones
Underneath the covers last night

Mama-Face said...

I saw Mommy BEING Santa Claus
Crushing my childlike innocence last night.


I'll take 2 batches of fudge please.

ReformingGeek said...

These are looking good. Thanks for playing.

@Quirky - I'm not sure you need DDP this morning.

@Queen-size - LOVE IT!

@Marvin - CLEVER!

@Brian - Thanks. Come back and feed off the others!

@Me-me - Uh Oh!

@mama-face - OOPS!

Ed & Jeanne said...

Hey wait-a-minute...I washed my butt...

Santa Clause sawed Mommy's
Last Big Toe off and kissed it good night

Unknown said...

I saw Mommy spooning Santa Claus
Underneath the moon last night.

I so suck at this! LOL

SplitRock Dozer said...

I saw Moosey kissing
by the bathroom heater tonight

Its really not that good, but I actually sing this to my wife while I'm in the shower. Her giant dog we call Moosey likes to hog the bathroom heater. When she asks him to share it he just gives her kisses and doesnt move.

Hey, I'm easily entertained.

If by some chance I win I guess my wife gets the prize since she has to actually listen to me sing this.. over and over, many nights..

ReformingGeek said...

@VE - I'

@Georgie - LUV IT!

@Splitrock - Hee hee. Just tell your wife if you win. Silly Moosey!

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I'll be back just as soon as I can think of something inappropriate.

Chaotically Calm said...

Hola Reforming,

I'm gonna have to think of something to compete with these other funny folks.

But I'm so glad I stopped by because I needed this laugh.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I saw Mommy rubbing Santa Claus
Underneath the red velour last night.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I saw Mommy hitting Santa's Wood
Underneath the Eldorado last night.

Deb said...


Deb said...


ReformingGeek said...

@Mike - Thanks for coming back. Great job!

@Chaotic - I'm glad you laughed. I know you will come up with something for the game.

@Deb - Oh, my. Tiger? Oh, THAT Tiger. As for the other one, Mommy is scaring me.

The Grandpa said...

Would you tell Will I've been trying to get hold of him for several weeks. It's good news, but he isn't returning my calls. If he does get back to me before he does to you, I'll urge him to call you too. He has the best lyrics.

honeypiehorse said...

I saw mommy stupping santa claus
under the influence last night
fa la la la la

ReformingGeek said...

@Will - One might think he was ignoring us!

@honeypie - Oops. Poor Santa.

Moonrayvenne said...

Ok! Let's try one for now!
I saw Mommy burping Santa Claus
After he drank a 6-pack last night.


I saw Fido humping Santa Claus
Going for that bone(r) with all his might!

I may return later! But, I will definitely want fugde & balls!!! LOL

Jean Knee said...

I'll try later

Chris said...

I saw Mommy fondle Santa Claus
Underneath his "North Pole" Friday night.

I saw Lecter eating Santa Claus
With fava beans and chianti chilled just right.

I saw Mommy spanking Santa Claus
I guess that's just the way that St. Nick rolls.

I saw Gotti whacking Santa Claus
For not giving the dapper don his cut.

ReformingGeek said...

@Collete - Oh, my, my.

@Jean - Do or do not. There is no try. ;-)

@Knucklhead - Someone ate their Wheaties this morning!

The Constant Complainer said...

I saw Mommy touching Santa Claus
Underneath the hallway staircase last night.

Great post idea!

Nooter said...

(clearing throat)
i saw reffie with her warm rum balls
doing 'the hustle' on the countertop last night


(in my best falsetto tweety bird impression)
i tot i taw a puddy tat with his sandy claws
sneaking around under my cozy warm nest in a fresh palm tree on a warm tropical beach last night


(the human submitted this)
i saw nooter with his dirty paws
eating mistletoe in the mud and snow last night

ReformingGeek said...

@Constant - Thanks and thanks for the funny lyric.

@Nooter - Wow! I hope you don't get a tummyache from the mistletoe.

Anonymous said...

For once I'm glad I have diabetes. I don't have to worry about being in a contest and losing.

Hey, I have to take my happy moments where I can find them.

Mike said...

Rum Balls, sounds like you are fantasizing about Captain Morgan again! haha!

Anonymous said...

Dear Author !
Yes it is a fantasy

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I want to quote your post in my blog. It can?
And you et an account on Twitter?

ReformingGeek said...

@Anonymous - What blog are you referring to?

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