Over at Humor Bloggers Dot Com, some warped, twisted person with an elevator that doesn't quite make it to the top floor decided that we should write a post about feet. Huh? Surely, that is a typo. Feet? Maybe they meant feast? Yeah, food. I can do that.
But, no, I double-checked and the topic is feet.
I like feet. I even like my feet. Sorry, no photo. I really don't want to get strange emails from FootFetishFrankie after he googles and finds this post.
I don't like crow's feet, though, and I'm not talking about the ones attached to the bottom of the crow. After considering the alternative of not growing older or getting Botox injections, I decided on plastic surgery. How do you like my new look?
Going blond wasn't as exciting as I thought it would be. On the other hand, maybe I should sue the surgeon.
Whoa! Back away from me with that torch. Plastic melts and I'm getting a little scared over here.
Have you noticed that people with unattractive feet wear shoes that show the most foot? Isn't that like guys wearing speedos that disappear within the folds of their body? EEEWWWW! Then there are the folks that go to nudists colonies. These are not usually the folks you'd want to see naked.
FEET, Reforming Geek, FEET!
Let's look at a slightly different meaning for "feet". About how many feet up this tree in my front yard is this stylish decoration?
That's right. It's a skin missing its snake. Hint: My 8-foot aluminum ladder is not tall enough to peek in the hole, and, yes, I will get on a ladder even though I'm scared of heights. Hubby did not seem inclined to pull out the heavy duty ladders to check on this situation over the weekend. He said something about his computer hard drive was crashing, his tires needed rotating, he needed to re-organize his sock drawer and then wash his hair. You know, the normal stuff a guy has to do on the weekend.
I can understand why people struggle with the English/Engrish language but the plural of foot is feet, not "feets"!!!
So what else can I tell you about feet? Not much but did you know that Texas has our own version of Bigfoot? Our version is the Lake Worth monster.
Um...yeah. Let me get my camera....
Photo credits: painted barbie: Lorelei92950 on flickr.com, Creative Commons license (see sidebar), hanging snakeskin: ReformingGeek.