There's a small tingle in my brain. It's there. I can almost feel it surfacing.
Oh, wait. WHAT IS THIS?
**ReformingGeek notices a piece of paper on the floor. It looks like some sort of list. The word "Gifts" is scribbled at the top.***
Huh. I wonder....
Oh well. I'm sure Hubby will let me know if I've missed something.
Anywhatsit, the talking weather torso on the TV is saying something about snow. No. It can't be. It was almost 80 degrees yesterday. I wore flip flops (with my yogi toe socks!) I went for a bike ride. The cat was hot and was throwing hair left and right with most of it landing on my keyboard. Sheesh!
Snow. Well, Gosh Dern It! What time of the year does Mother Nature think it is? Christmas?
I guess I'd better find my parka and maybe a sled in order to get over the hill and through the woods to Grandma's house. Actually, it's Mom's house. There is no Grandma. She was abducted by the aliens in 1980. We occasionally have seances to try and reach her but nothing's worked so far.
At least she wasn't run over by a
I hope everyone has a joyful, safe holiday.
**Noticing bright lights in the sky**
I see the alien ship signaling. Maybe Grandma's up there. I'll check. Be right back.
Photo credits: Airplane Santa: cropped image of the back of Hubby's new shirt, ReformingGeek's flip flops, ReformingGeek
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