Saturday, December 19, 2009

Twas the Weekend Before Christmas...

The school bells have rung
Releasing the prisoners for winter break.
That incompetent Grinch has failed again
For this dang holiday is here make no mistake.

OK. That's enough of that. I have no time for poetry today. Somehow Christmas has decided it will be here next week whether I'm ready or not. I'm choosing "ready" so I will be a busy little beek geek today.

Speaking of next week, be sure to check in here in Blogville. Besides Santa shimmying his fat a** down your chimney carrying your prezzies (socks, Disney boxers, fur-trimmed lingerie, ill-fitting colorful sweaters, a Snug-Wow, garden gnomes, etc.), Humor Bloggers Dot Com is having a Christmas carnival all week. Check out the site for links to hours of interrupted entertainment while you attempt to get everything done for the holiday.

I plan on being there and I sure hope they have a Ferris wheel. I have not been on one of those things in years. Maybe that has something to do with me being scared of heights. Oops.

Also, Bee from Bee's Musings is doing another round of Secret Santa Can Suck It! Read about the thoughtful gifts we select for our unsuspecting recipients had we actually cared enough to shop for them. These posts are scheduled for Monday, the 21st. My poor recipient will not know what hit them. Hee hee.

*****UPDATE***** Secret Santa Can Suck It will be on Tuesday, the 22nd!

My break time is over. It's back to the kitchen for me. Have a great weekend!

19 comments:

Donna said...

sounds like fun!As far as the santa fitting his fat a--- through the chimney, he better go to a bigger one,cuz he won't fit through mine. HA!HA!

Donna said...

OH!!!!


~~~~~~ MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!~~

otin said...

Santa is coming? I hope he's wearing a condom! lol!

Merry Christmas!

ReformingGeek said...

@Donna - I don't think he will fit through mine either but I think I'll grease it up just in case he wants to try. Merry Christmas!

@otin - I knew I could count on you, Otin. ;-) Merry Christmas!

Me-Me King said...

A Ferris wheel? We're going to have a Ferris wheel? Yippppeee - happy dance, happy dance!

mama-face said...

I'm so excited I may just pee my pants. NOW I have something to look forward to. :)

Nooter said...

:)

ReformingGeek said...

@Me-me - I don't think I was supposed to tell.

@mama-face - I guess you'd better where some Depends!

@Nooter - **pats head**

Bee said...

I'm not ready for Christmas either. Must be all the egg I've been noggin! Also, the day changed to the 22nd cuz some peoples didn't respond to my gentle harrasing. ;o)

Brian Miller said...

how am i supposed to be ready with all the snow keeping me stuck in the house...

Chris Wood said...

Santa's bringing me fur trimmed lingerie? Again?

ReformingGeek said...

@Bee - The clock keeps tickig!

@Brian - Got shovel?

@Chris - You were out last year's gift.

The Old Silly said...

Looking forward to the carnival. And still enjoying the last few yummy rum balls! So yeah - get back in that kitchen, you wizard, you!

Marvin D Wilson

unfinishedrambler said...

I don't think it's that type of carnival, Reffie, although I may be wrong.

I'm in this Secret Santa thing too...and no, I'm not telling who I got. You'll have to wait until tomorrow.

ReformingGeek said...

@Marvin - What do you think I've been doing today?

@unfinished - What? Say it ain't so. I want my ferris wheel.

Fine. I'm not telling either. YOU'LL have to wait until tomorrow.

Deb said...

I heard there IS a ferris wheel, the kind where you always get stuck at the top, plus candied apples with free dentures! Woo Hoo!

Merry Christmas!

Jacki said...

I am not ready for Christmas yet, either. For some reason I can't figure out what to get everyone on my list! I still have to get my parents a gift, and they keep telling me they don't need anything.

ReformingGeek said...

@Deb - It's a good think that the dentures are free. I'm broke!

@Jacki - I hate buying gifts for parents. Of course they don't NEED anything. Most of us really don't NEED anything. How about a Snug-Wow?

;-)

colbymarshall said...

You'd best get your stuff done! Only three days left! (two for me since the fam starts "Christmasing" on Cmas Eve!


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