As expected you guys were very creative and a bit naughty with some of your lyrics. Here are a few of my favorites:
I SAW MOMMY SHAVING SANTA CLAUS
UNDERNEATH THE BATHROOM LIGHT LAST NIGHT
I saw Mommy rubbing Santa Claus
Underneath the red velour last night.
I SAW TIGER KISSING SANTA CLAUS
WHICH BRINGS THE TOTAL TO 29 AS OF LAST NIGHT
I saw Lecter eating Santa Claus
With fava beans and chianti chilled just right.
i saw reffie with her warm rum balls
doing 'the hustle' on the countertop last night
OK. OK. I'm getting to the winners. I'm sorry to say that Cat, as usual, was not up to his simple assignment of selecting three winners from the bag of entries. I even put the mouse in the bag to get his attention. But then he decided that chasing things outside was more desirable and whined to have the door opened for him. (He said something about the lack of opposable thumbs.)
Since I'm the door slave around here, I got up to let him out. When I got back, I asked Cowboy Santa to do the honors.
Um, wait. Where IS that mouse?
Huh. Well. Maybe it will turn up later.
**Hearing screams from the kitchen**
Oh, there it is.
"Sorry, Hon. Can you get that for me?"
"You can just put it outside, 'K?"
"You might want to get down off the chair first."
What a guy. So *brave.
Let's get back to Cowboy Santa. Get ready. He's going in!
And the winners are:
QuirkyLoon from Musings of a QuirkyLoon
Marvin from The Old Silly's Free Spirit Blog
Nooter from Nooter the Dog
Congratulations! Please email me at caroljean.fo at gmail.com with your address and tell me if you want fudge, rum balls, or both. Thanks to everyone for re-writing those lyrics. All of you did a great job!
P.S. Just to make it more clear: The entries themselves were not judged. Cowboy Santa, in place of Cat, pulled the winning names out of the bag (e.g. luck of the draw)!
*ReformingGeek Hubby is actually very brave, ridding our home of any and all pests. Occasionally, I ask if Cat can come back in, though.