Thursday, July 15, 2010

Guys and Dolls and 30 Years

Guys, pay attention.  You have been complaining about male butt overload on this blog.  Well,  complain no more.  This post may have something you want to see.

But for the ladies? 

Um.....well....read it anyway, 'K?

Remember that class reunion I attended?

No?

If you need a reminder, click here.

I am now in possession of some photos.  Here's a bit of leg:




People eating (not people-eating) must be a magnet for a photographer:

Dude, we were about to go get dessert!


No.  I'm not in that photo.  Do you think I would post one with ME eating? 

A mysterious head in the crowd, talking to someone she doesn't remember but looks pretty darn good after 30 years...

You did WHAT last night 
at the after-party?

Oh, my, my, MY!  A pair of melons worth the trip to this blog, huh?



NO.  THEY AREN'T MINE.  Those things probably weigh more than I do and cost more than I make in a year.

**Waves wand, shouts R I D D I K U L U S**

Geeks appear before you:



Ok.  Ok.  The one in the center was drill team so I won't call her a geek.  The others, well, we were all band wienies at our respective schools (The ladies are alumni.  The men are semi-bored spouses).

Guys,  just in case this isn't enough,  how about some hot horse power?


It looks hot out there doesn't it?

Oh, that's not hot horse power?

Ok, how about this?


Snort.

Note to self:  Don't let Evil Twin pick out a sports car....or any car.  She gets a bit confused between horse power and actual horses.

Sigh.

Photo credits:  Reffie-leg, head, and other reunion photos:  purchased by Reffie, Pinto: Bogwan from flickr.com, Ford Pinto: jacki-dee from flickr.com, Creative Commons license (see sidebar).

33 comments:

Deb said...

You wore those goofy name tags? Did you put your real name on there? You and hubby look the best by far!

As for the silver torpedoes aka boobs, good Lord. She needed to put a name tag on the other one though 'cause it's an entity all it's own.

Mrsblogalot said...

You looked beautiful!!!! And I love that dress...and the rack but I'm sure the dress is more within my budget
(-:

ReformingGeek said...

@Deb - Thanks! The name tags were incredibly lame. Those that were printed on the computer had the names so small you couldn't read them. I tried to write Hubby's name as large as I could. H U B B Y!!

They really were torpedoes. YIKES!

@Mrsblogalot - Thanks. You are so sweet! I'll be happy to send you the dress. I don't have many places to go where I will need it. ;-) Nope. No rack for me.

Diane J. said...

Hee, hee, hee...I wonder if that lady saw you snap a picture of her chest? Sorry, that sent me into more giggles.

What a great post.

AmyLK said...

Lots of giggles here! Thanks for sharing and making my morning!

00dozo said...

Ha! Those boobs! Looks like they came straight out of a "Flesh Gordon" movie.

Love your dress, too, by the way. 30 years? Do we get to see a "before" pic?
;-)

ReformingGeek said...

@Diane J. - Thanks. I'm going to have to look her up in the annual. I know she's a classmate but I don't remember her or her need for torpedoes.

@AmyLK - Thank you for stopping by!

@00dozo - Thanks. Hum....a "before" pic? Uh oh.

Quirkyloon said...

You look fantabulous Reffie! (No surprise!)

I've been banned from any class reunions.

I've been sworn to secrecy as to why, so don't bother asking.

It's for me to know and for you NOT to find out.

Ha!


*grin*

Ziva said...

Horses and boobs, two of my favorite things! Great pictures, Reffie, you look gorgeous.

ReformingGeek said...

@Quirky - Thanks. I know why you are banned. I won't tell.....once I receive your check.

@Ziva - Thanks. More horses and boobs coming up!

Jean Knee said...

oh my, that hot horse is just adorable

Leeuna said...

Reffie, you looked gorgeous, and I love your dress. I know everyone there must have been envious of you, even the lady with the melons. Just looking at them made my shoulders hurt.

ReformingGeek said...

@Jean - Yeah, I love that horse. I had a ceramic horse like that when I was a kid. I wonder where that is....

@Leenua - Thanks, Sweet Leeuna! I thought everyone looked great.

I can't see how anyone carries around that much weight on the front of their body. Sheesh.

Collette said...

Great pics! This is 25 years for my class, but we had no reunion, which is just fine with me.
Not surprised evil twin thinks a pinto is a sports car, either...lol! (((HUGS)))

mama-face said...

LOL! Us drill team girls only aspire to be nerds. ;)

YOU are a fox.

wow that sounds creepy. drill team girls have no class.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Reffie, dare I say it? You were the best-looking one at your reunion. And I'm not a fashion critic, but that really was a nice dress.

Also, I'm glad you kept the money you saved on big fake breasts to get yourself a nice sports car. ;)

ReformingGeek said...

@Collette - Thanks. What? A Pinto isn't a sports car? Oops.

@mama-face - Better a fox than a possum, right? ;-) Seriously, thanks, though I'll admit I left all photos of most of the other women. ;-)

Some of our drill team girls were ok. Others? Not so much. It was the same with the cheerleaders.

@Mike - Yeah, it was a tough choice between the Pinto or boobs. Thanks for the kind words!

honeypiehorse said...

Wow, someone had work done!

CatLadyLarew said...

Looks like you were the most well preserved one there! You go, band geek girl!

ReformingGeek said...

@honeypie - Indeed. Man the torpedoes!


@CatLady - Thanks. I was so glad for dark lighting. ;-)

Sue said...

I remember my 20th a lot of ladies stuffed themselves in to tight dresses, I thought maybe by the 30th they would grow up and leave the clicks behind. I guess some people miss the glory days from High School and can't move on. What they don't realize is that we are so unimpressed by them now.
Yes, I was a wall-flower geek in High School, can you tell?

meleah rebeccah said...

Oh my. That pair of melons seems a little bit on the EXCESSIVE side!!

The Old Silly said...

Thanks for sharing, you goofy, foxy, well--preserved, and hilarious reforming geek, you! Teehee ...

Ivy said...

Look at you Foxy Lady! This year is my 10-year reunion, we're having it in two parts (small family get together was in June) & something more formal in Sept. I had to miss the part in June, but I hope to be smoking hot by Sept.

ReformingGeek said...

@Sue - Yeah, there was a lot less 'click' stuff going on at the 30-year.

@meleah - Yeah. They seem a bit ridiculous to me.

@Marvin - You are most kind!

@Ivy - Thanks, Sweet Ivy. You will be hot stuff. I'm sure of it!

Lauren said...

Standing ovation. Oops! Dropped my laptop. Hilarious post. Loved the table shot and the boob shot descriptor. You've really captured the reunion with your collection of unconventional shots.

Btw, please add a tweet button to your blog.

Also, I'd like a credit on the boobs shot. Something like: Lauren's Massive Boobs.

Unfinished Rambler said...

But...but...they're clothed. That's not good. ;) (With apologies to Lauren, whose comment I read after typing this and realizing that she might see this...er, I mean, show us your boobs. ;)

Marissa said...

Wow, you were clearly the most (the only) physically fit woman there!

And those melons...they're like shiny, blinding headlights.

ReformingGeek said...

@Lauren - Thanks. Yeah, your boobs are huge and Unfinished wants to see them. Ahem.

@Unfinished - Sorry, not uncovered girlies on my blog. ;-)

@Marissa - Thanks. I picked the photos that make it look that way. ;-) Yeah, those things were quite a "sight" to see.

otin said...

I think that you may have actually lost your mind! LOL! How did we go from reunion pics to a pinto???

dana said...

I can understand why there's no pix of me. I was the one in the corner sitting alone, trying to remember WTH I bothered showing up.

The day I graduated was the day I disappeared from the face of the earth, never wanting to return to Hell High. ESPECIALLY for a reunion.

Maybe I'm just anti-social.

ReformingGeek said...

@otin - It's a post for the guys, Otin. I was trying to show you a sports car. ;-)

@Dana - Anti-social. You? I think you like it that way. Hee Hee.

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