Thursday, February 5, 2009

Caption Contest - Last Chance for Maui Souvenir Prize!

OK, folks. Here it is. It's what you've been waiting for.

That's right. The fabulous final souvenir give-away from my trip to Maui!







So what is it you may ask?

It's a quilted coin purse. It has many uses. It can certainly be used to hold coins or as a wallet full of your maxed-out credit cards. It's small so it won't hold the kitchen sink or all those dumb "club cards" that you get just about everywhere you shop (especially if you already have it full of everything else). But it might provide a home for pieces and parts of various toys your kiddos may have and easily lose or a small handgun.

A few more ideas: doggie treats, your prescription meds, ciggies, maryjane (maybe Phelps will play the contest).

I know. I'm getting carried away again.

Guys, it's pretty so....um....if you like pretty, great! If not, maybe your sweetheart, mom, or granny would enjoy it! After all, the designed-by-Hallmark-Holiday Valentine's Day is right around the corner.

But wait. There's more. It's also a tissue holder. The secret compartment in the back will hold a small package of Kleenex. Great for weddings and funerals!

Sorry. Let me try again.

Great for snotty children and when you have cold or flu symptoms.

No? Still not very pleasant?

Great for those moments when someone just told you have a dangling booger.

OK. Enough.

So how do you win this fabulous prize?

All you have to do is provide the winning caption for this photo and Monday I will post the winner. In the meantime, I will be assembling an unbiased judging committee of unsuspecting friends and family. I fired Perspective Cat. He kept eating the entries for the last contest!


Your caption here

Good Luck!

26 comments:

dizzblnd said...

it seems that this family never grew out of the joy of playing in boxes and are now permentately stuck.


I like your cat ;)

♥georgie♥ said...

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I'm like damn right...

thats all I got my goto caption LOL

Nicole said...
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quirkyloon said...

Oh no RefGeek you've been spammed! eeek!

My caption entry:

Struggling to think outside of the box!

ReformingGeek said...

@Oh boy, oh boy. SPAM in my comments. I've hit the big time now!

NOT!

Hum....that trash can icon looks very inviting.

Marvel Goose said...

The executive team at Dilbert's company made two major decision at this year's Outdoor Retreat:

Fire the stupid events planner who hired the stupid program facilitator who put us all in these stupid boxes.

Make sure the next stupid events planner has larger breasts.

Jacki said...

Why the idea of portable cubicles never really took off.

Kirsten said...

That's the last time we offer the movers a couple of beers! That's what you get when you try to be nice!

Don said...

This is why some of us prefer tighty-whiteys to boxers.

Bill M. said...

Yay,this is the best Canadian Boxing Day party ever!!!

Bee said...

Boss:
Where did I put my ass??

Deb said...

UPS Training Grounds

dani c said...

Undoubtfully a retreat for doomed husbands. This is where they're sent to get their skills in shape.

Nooter said...

headline:
'the stonehenge reenactment club got off to a shaky start on their first annual gathering.'

VE said...

Here's a few:

This is what happens when you don't think outside the box

Sure, "The Boxtops" was ok as a band name but integrating a look that was also function proved to be challenging

The good news: In today's economy mobile homes are quite simple to operate...

ettarose said...

VE took mine. I like his, actually all of them were good. I am glad I am not the one picking the winner.

dizzblnd said...

WOW! You have a tough task picking the best one! They all beat mine into tiny scraps of words

ReformingGeek said...

It will be tough but I expected nothing less from you guys!

Machinist said...

The Boxer Rebellion staggered to a halt for lack of vision and a sense of direction. (and better vision slits)

Jean Knee said...

I didn't read all those cuz I'm lazy but here's mine that someone else prolly already said.

"Can't you morons ever think your way outside the box? Wait are those jeans Calvin Klein?"

dana wyzard said...

WHAT REALLY UGLY HORNY MEN ARE WILLING TO DO TO GET LAID

Elizabeth said...

It's sad when today's economy puts even the Mummenschanz out of work.

Tattoo Jim said...

Another government meeting gets underway.

ReformingGeek said...

Contest closed, judges are hard at work!

Thanks for the great entries. It will be a tough decision.

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