Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Jersey Joe, The Gigolo

If you're here for Humor Bloggers dot com roast week, you're in the right place. Monday, Chelle, from The Offended Blogger, was on the stove (click here for the recipe), and today, Joe from Crotchety Old Man Yells at Cars, is taking the heat. Joe's been a bit under the weather but I'm not letting that stop me from this roast.

Now back to the title.

Gigolo? Our Joe? I wanted to get your attention and I'm sure that title was influenced by my evil twin but it just might apply. Read on.


Since I've previously cooked up our buddy Joe up in Jersey (click here) and even bought him a new couch (and here), I decided to put a special twist on his roast today. I have outlined a new blog for him with a few pictures to help set the theme. I'm hoping it will be successful.

Crotchety Old Buffalo Head-Butts Cars

I. Tales of my wild youth.
I was a lone buffalo in a field full of cows and.....


II. How I led the herd to the promised land.
Back in the day, we were hunted almost to extinction. I was above all that and kept the herd focused until we reached Jellystone....


III. My life as a paid tourist attraction.
That's right. I discovered life is so much easier when I'm fed the remnants from those tiny, silly stupid-looking two-legs inside those four-legged stink machines.....



Once Joe starts bringing in the $ from this new blog, I want my cut.

There you have it. Joe's been cooked again. Best wishes, Joe, and I hope you're back to blogging craziness soon!

Photo credits: Joe's Buffalo: Martha Simmons on tour in Yellowstone

17 comments:

Quirkyloon said...

Buffalo Joe!

That has a very nice ring to it Reffie!

Ha!

And he likes to herd cars right? So he can "buffalo" at them? hee hee

CatLadyLarew said...

I like it! But where's the picture of the car AFTER Joe head-butts it?

Marvin D Wilson said...

Bound to be a MAJOR hit, this blog. Hey I'll help cross promote it also, but I want a cut, too. And if there's any road kill - you know, the head butting and accidents, probly bound to be some casualties - how about a nice recipe for road kill stew? It'd make a cool feature post and we could market that, too. Gosh, feeling all enterprising today - thanks for the stimulation!

The Old Silly

nonamedufus said...

But, but (pun intended) Joe's not a buffalo. He's a new jersey. Moooo!

ReformingGeek said...

@Quirky - Our Joe has multiple talents!

@CatLady - Ha! I ran out of time.

@Marvin - Yum! Stew!

@noname - Oops.

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

Joe Gone Wild. I like it!

otin said...

"OH give me a home....." (sings) LOL!

Thank you for the birthday wishes!

Deb said...

Buffalo. They're sort of like bulls, right? Since Joe's great at bull slinging, I'd imagine buffalo will be no problem.

ReformingGeek said...

@Prefers - I thought it suited him well!

@otin - You're welcome.

@Deb - Just a bit bigger but I don't think it will be a problem!

Hit 40 said...

I have never seen a pic of a buffalo next to a car. I had no idea that they were this big. Crazy!!

Me-Me King said...

I agree with Quirky, Buffalo Joe has a real nice ring to it.

Nice job. I, too, miss Joe, especially his Caption This! segment. I hope he's back with us real soon.

ReformingGeek said...

@Hit 40 - They are huge!

@Me-Me King - Thanks. Sending positive healing thoughts to Joe.

Jean Knee said...

did you know buffalo meat has tons less fat than beef? something to think about..

VE said...

Ta-tonka!

ReformingGeek said...

@Jean - Yes, and it's very tasty!

@VE - Yippee!

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