I love cooking. My kitchen is all organized, my seasonings are out in those cute little bowls, and I just finished watching Big Brother boot out the chef on Hell's Kitchen after the contestants whacked a pinata of Rachael Ray to bits. Wait. I don't think I got that quite right....
Sigh. It's probably best that I stick to the subject.
I put on my best sleuthing outfit and off I went to look for some dirt on Chelle. She gives us the impression that she is this blond chic from Idaho who likes horses and Jesus tacos and has a problem with her head. This woman is a few trees short of a forest but contrary to what we've heard she obviously loves trees and spotted owls and such:
A few days later, I saw a different side of Chelle. She has a very strange hobby. That's right. She likes to play dress-up and the costume below must be one of her favorites. I followed her from her ranch one day. She grabbed her rifle, hopped on her horse, and rode into the forest. I lost her for a few minutes (that must have been when she changed into her costume) but I soon picked up her trail. I'm sure she intended to find food for the family (her rifle must be hidden inside the costume) but she was distracted by a device that claimed tacos were inside of it. Here's the photos:
It took her awhile to get the thing open and then.... THERE WERE NO TACOS! I've never seen a
She was very convincing and since I'm afraid of bears, I crapped my pants grabbing the cameras before they could be eaten. I had to be excused so I could not confront her with this madness.
Now you know. I'm always amazed at what I find on my sleuthing trips.
I've had so much fun today. I think Chelle is about cooked and ready to serve. Would you like calf fries with that?
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Photo credits: spylady: istockphoto.com, treehugger: merwing*little dear on flickr.com, Creative Commons license (see sidebar), Chelle/bears: Martha Simmons while on tour in Montana