Friday, February 14, 2014

28 Days of Writing - It had to be aliens

Each night I hear a low rumble outside our window.  Hubby says it's just a freight train.  We have tracks nearby.    "I'm tellin' you.  There is an indention in our grass the size of a large saucer."    It's dark when he leaves and gets home.  He never sees it and it's gone by the weekend.

I'm convinced Evil Twin is helping them erase the evidence of their visit.

I've had several out of body experiences.  I'm sure I was inside that ship being tickled, er, probed.  Ouch.  Folks around town are acting strange, driving like they are possessed and weaving like they're avoiding something in the road.

I'm setting up a web cam to capture what is truly happening out there.

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Pfffft.  I was convinced it had to be aliens but it wasn't. It's Evil Twin out there herding cats, coyotes, and the deer, making crop circles.  Oh, and the tickling?  Um, never mind.

I need to stop eating right before bedtime.

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There might really be aliens writing about themselves here.

12 comments:

nonamedufus said...

No, go on. We want to know more about the tickling.

Mariann Simms said...

You have folks in "your area"? Hmmmm. Nothing comes near my area anymore. I go to the gyno, but other than that nothing...and certainly not a bunch of folks. ;)

Linda Medrano said...

If it's aliens, where do they tickle you? I mean, are you home and in bed or are you in a space ship? Be more specific Reffie.

Mike said...

Around here, I wish I could blame people's horrendous driving on aliens. But no.

Katherine said...

I always wondered... If aliens are so smart, building space ships and all... Why do they have to probe people's back sides?

Frank Lee MeiDere said...

Tickling, eh? "I'm pickin' up good vibrations."

ReformingGeek said...

@Noname - Are you sure about that?

@Mariann - Hee Hee. Maybe the probing. Oops. I have since re-worded that sentence.

@Linda - I'm not sure. Maybe it was a dream that I convinced myself was true.

@Mike - Well, um, are you sure about that?

@Katherine - Good point.

@Frank - Ear worm.

VE said...

Why do aliens just make crop circles on farmland? If they did that in the suburbs and took out parts of houses for their circles, they'd get way more publicity...

Malisa said...

You might need to see Dr. Butts about that tingling in the probe area. :)

Michelle said...

I'm with you. There is ALWAYS a conspiracy. It's probably the evil twin and the aliens together ;)

meleah rebeccah said...

darn those Aliens!

Paula Wooters said...

Chocolate ice cream before bed does that to me every time.


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