It was a dark and stormy night.
No, really, it was.
The thunder and lightning kept waking the cat....and me. Little did we know THEY were advancing under cover of the storm. I was looking out the window. Somehow the lightning flashes did not show them.
The doorbell rings. Cat jumps sky high and then runs for cover, bouncing off Hubby's crotch. I can fell my heart pounding as I throw on a robe and some shoes. Hubby stirs and reaches for the shotgun. Ever since we heard about the herd of mutants living in the forest nearby, we have started preparing ourselves for their attacks.
I look out the peephole. I don't see anything out there. I slowly and carefully open the door.
"Would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies?"
Girl Scouts. Phew. Glancing at the clock, I realize it's only 8:30 pm, a little late for these midgets but it was an early night for us.
Perhaps the mutants will get a quick snack and leave us alone for awhile.
I hope I didn't ruin your craving for Peanut Butter Patties. Stay indoors at night and safely check out the other Zombies.