"That is one strange ringtone."
"I SAID THAT IS ONE STRANGE RINGTONE!"
"Oh. I didn't hear you. My ears are ringing."
"Yes, I know that, you twerp, and those mobile phones look stupid clipped on your ears."
"Well, you said today's topic was 'My ears are ringing" so I thought would help you find something to write about."
"Thank you, but ringing in the ears is a medical condition, Silly."
"Um, if you put some tin foil on your head, maybe you could..... Nevermind. Here's a banana, you monkey. Go back to your closet.
Head on over to the cheese place and see what's ringing over there.