Wednesday, February 26, 2014
Let's check in with Reffie and her hiking group one last time. It looks like the folks in the tent are stirring......
Alice: It feels wonderful to have slept so well last night.
Joe: Ugh. Keep your voice down. My head hurts.
Alice: Pffft. You hogged that rum we had last night. You have a hangover.
Alice: Um....anybody seen Reffie?
The others start looking around inside the tent, turning out sleeping bags, stepping on legos barefooted, and calling out to her.
Reffie (or maybe it's Evil Twin) comes into the tent. "What?"
Reffie: Yeah, I'm naked and lost my clothes in a round of Texas Hold'm downstream. Does anybody have something I can wear? Oh, and where did that cat come from?
Our story ends as Reffie and her group sloshed their way down the mountain. They found the nearest IHOP and ate their fill in pancakes. As they checked into the Holiday Inn, they made sure there were no rattlesnakes in their rooms.
These people may or may not be nekkid today.
Posted by ReformingGeek at 2/26/2014 06:45:00 AM