Hell HAS frozen over, folks. The devil has replaced his pitchfork with a snow shovel and has taken up ice carving. If you find yourself sentenced to the place down under, your punishment might be to carve the likeness of Justin Bieber's mug shot.....FOREVER.
Since the "hot" place is now frozen, why I am not getting all those things I asked for and was told "When Hell freezes over?"
Mystery solved. I've been lied to all my life.
- Spring will be here soon.
- This won't hurt a bit.
- It won't leave a scar.
- Try it, you'll like it.
- "You have won..."
- This way is shorter.
- I know exactly where I am.
- Your face will stick that way.
I just realized I say that last one to Evil Twin all the time.
Go directly to Hell and read the other frozen entries.