So here's the picture and a little story for my
I was out for a Sunday drive just north of where I live when I found this little beauty:
Photo: Rob Porter
Uh....ReformingGeek, it's an empty building.
Well, not exactly. It's an opportunity! You've told me over and over again how you want to "tell the boss to stick it where the sun don't shine". Now you can. That's right. I have purchased Mable Peabody's Beauty Salon & Chainsaw Repair Night Club just for you. That's right. Only in Texas (or Arkansas or Oklahoma) can you find such a variety of services in one place.
Why oh why did you do this?
Your BFF told me that you have great skills at repairing household items (using duct tape and bailing wire) and you are very creative with your blog posts so beautifying some toothless chick and repairing her guy's chainsaw should be no problem. I'm told you enjoy copious amounts of alcohol so operating a night club seems to be right up your alley.
I also heard that you're an excellent pole dancer. I suggest you add that to the night club act to boost profits.
Here's a sampling of your prospective customers.
You start 1/5/09. You'd better start packing.
Please smile for me today Santa!